Kim Karblahblahblah was in Miami with her sister over the weekend. She was photographed in her bikini creating a firestorm of chatter in the blogosphere among climatologists linking the size of her ass with solar eclipses and global climate change. Jiminy Jillickers, I've never seen an ass that big that wasn't sitting in a Rascal cruising around Wal-Mart. You can see that her ass is so rabidly untamed that it seems to be spilling out of the top and bottom. In fact, unless you consult Christo, there's not enough bikini fabric on the planet to envelope an ass that size. You could sit in a room for three years engineering a woman that would be perfect for birthing babies and you couldn't do better than this. I'm almost positive that she could carry and deliver a baker's dozen whilst doing some shopping at Hermes on holiday.
No comments:
Post a Comment