Being fat sucks. It sucks because it kills you, but aside from that, you never get laid by anyone that's not fat. I guess the only way that it would be ok would be if you could land a role in Goonies, playing Chunk. Now that would be awesome. The great thing about a movie like Goonies if that it's an instant classic. No matter what your role is, you're gonna always be revered as a legend...unlike say, for instance, playing a young Tom and getting raped in the Prince of Tides. Nonetheless, I would almost sell my seed for a chance to have a T-shirt in production due to some character I played in 1986. Let's face it. This shirt is is loaded with awesome.
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