In a new interview with People, Snooki reveals why she wouldn’t wear a bikini during the filming of Jersey Shore Season 2.
“I would rather wear a sexy one-piece whether I am heavy or down to 90 pounds,” Snooki, 22, tells PEOPLE. “I wore one-piece suits when I was really skinny to hide my nakedness in a sexy way. I think they are more provocative because it makes guys want to see more of me.”
Snooki, you're 4 feet four inches of butter. Nothing would make guys wanna see more of you. In fact, believe it or not, four feet four inches is like 3 feet too many. I would rather rape a Madagascan Aye-aye than see you naked. If I'm an alien and Snooki is the first person I see when I arrive on Earth, I would start warming up the annihilating laser beam of death because obviously nothing on this Godforsaken planet is worth saving.
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