In the worst rating plunge in the history of the Oval Office, President Obama took to television in an attempt to reach out to middle American voters and soccer moms. I've been an austere opponent of The View for years. In fact, I think the demographic for The View is probably the lowest cumulative IQ on daytime television. That's pretty bad considering daytime soaps, a myriad of courtroom shows and Are You Smarter Than a Fifth Grader. Mr President, nothing at this point will succeed in helping you get re-elected. NOTHING. You don't have a snowballs chance in hell. Regardless though, don't you think there are more pressing things to do in this time of economic peril and joblessness? Don't you think troop morale would benefit from an unexpected visit from you? Instead, you book a spot on The View. Joy Behar. Whoopi Goldberg. The token dumb Republican. Some unfamous black chick. Babs Wah Wah. Come on Mr President. That's embarrassing. You were hired to do a job, not spend your time getting re-elected. I'm beginning to think you're in way over your head. You're starting to reflect your inexperience. Running the most powerful country in the world is a little different than being a community organizer in Chicago. I swear to God, if the best this country can do is Sarah Palin and Barack Obama, we might as well throw our hands up. There's nothing worth fighting for anymore. Seriously.
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