When I looked at these pictures of Marisa Miller, I realized that many of you probably wonder what it's like to date a woman as sexually desirable and as beautiful as this. What would it must be like to be her boyfriend. You're thinking, is it cool...does she suck...is she one of those insecure hot girls that by no reason explainable to mankind, thinks she's ugly or fat and always manages to find abusive or volatile relationships? Well, regardless of how cool she is, it sucks. Trust me. If there's one thing I know, it's models. It sucks. It's like a curse. Yeah, you date Marisa Miller, but your life sucks. From the first moment you start dating her it's not like you don't know how hot she is. No matter where you go, not only is she looked at, but so are you. Studied. Evaluated. Compared. Guys in the restaurant, the bar, everywhere are wondering why you have her and if they can kick your ass. It's not about being insecure, it's just that dealing with that everywhere you go gets old. About the time you get sick and tired of dealing with the hoopla surrounding Marisa being your girlfriend, you start to realize, just like every other chick, she isn't nearly as cool and sexy as that chick you started dating. One day you're dating that hot chick from Victoria's Secret. The next day, you're getting yelled at for not putting the seat down or yelled at for not being sensitive to her needs. Being with a model is like Biggie Small's words, Mo Money Mo Problems. The hotter the chick, the more baggage. This is where men reveal just how inferior they are to women. No matter what baggage she carries, problems she's dealing with, issues she's working through, meds she's taking, we can't help ourselves. Men are weak and driven by sex. If you're a model, it's worse. Because despite all of the aforementioned BS, I don't know a man alive that wouldn't crawl through a desert of thumbtacks for one chance to enter into the lottery for one chance to have sex with this chick.
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