The leads are weak...you're weak!

If anyone hears about the movie, Glenglarry Glen Ross, about how compelling it is, about how amazing the dialogue spoken by true legends of film is, don't listen. It seriously couldn't be worse. I don't care how many sales meeting you go to, how many managers recommend this movie, don't watch it. If you recommend it, it's apparent you haven't seen it. I would seriously rather watch midget porn. I would rather be locked in a room and forced to watch my penis get smaller than watch this film. The only redeeming portion of this film is included in the excerpt above. Despite my hatred for Alec Baldwin, his 8:00 segment of the film was the absolute only redeeming quality of the entire 2 or so hours. Kill me.