Angelina Jolie showed up to her SALT premiere looking finer than frog hair. While Jolie lit the red carpet on fire, Jennifer Aniston celebrated the release of her 22nd unsuccessful movie in a row to DVD...and when I mean celebrated, I mean cried with Ben and Jerry's in one hand and Brad Pitt's photo in the other. Jennifer Aniston looks like a gremlin fed after midnight compared to this chick. In fact, the only people that wouldn't swim through acid to sleep with her are chicks. Chicks only hate her because she's a ball of sexual destruction and Aniston looks like someone molded her face out of clay. If you're asking yourself why Brad Pitt would leave Aniston for this trashy slut, you're a girl. If you're a dude, get your testosterone levels checked.
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