Granted, I barely even know who Emmy Rossum is. All I know is that she played Christine in the horrible screen adaptation of Phantom of the Opera. She's made the blog before and trust me, she a rocket. I just can't figure out why girls like this aren't super famous. She's really sexy. She's obviously talented. So she struggles, while other girls like Megan Fox get role after role to decimate at the box office. Emmy Rossum can't really get much sexier. She's like a smoking hot version of Anne Hathaway, yet gets 1/3 of the roles. Maybe she's not sleeping with enough of the right people. Hey Emmy...I know the right people. Step into my office...
I'm not sure what it is about vegetarians that I hate. I think it's just their obnoxiousness, or maybe it's just their overall outlook on life. I just don't trust people that don't eat meat. Just like I don't trust people that can't swear effectively, or those that don't drink alcohol. I'm not sayin if you don't do those things you're a bad person, I just personally don't trust you. Vegetarians for me take the cake though. God, through a wonderful process of evolution over millions of years, gave us canine teeth used in every other species of the animal kingdom for tearing flesh and being carnivorous. Conversely, he gave large molars to cows for grinding vegetation. Nonetheless, the egotistical, self-righteous, save-the-world-one-cow-at-a-time liberal vegetarians, refuse to acknowledge this fact. Here's the other thing. Obesity. Just like the girl in this video, many of the vegetarians I know are fat. Sure, with tons of money, a great fresh market and a personal chef, you could fulfill your dietary needs on a vegan or vegetarian diet. It's their right, whatever. They just annoy the shit out of me. I hate being at dinner with a large group of people and that one dumb ass asks the server if there are any vegetarian options. Of course stupid. I have vegetables all over my plate. It makes me want to punch people like that. You're like the emo kid that says he wants to be an individual, yet he dresses just like all the other emo kids. People just annoy me. All people really, but especially vegetarians, goths and emos.
Some people on this Earth just have "it". I hate to say it. It actually pains me to say it, but Tom Cruise is one of those guys. Wednesday night I went to see Knight and Day and granted, the movie isn't a Soderbergh or a Chrisotpher Nolan, but what it is is fun and damn entertaining. I didn't even want to like Tom Cruise, but I couldn't help it. He was engaging, surprisingly charismatic and very funny. If you're looking for something to walk away from inspired or intrigued, even sad or confused, trust me, this isn't it. In fact, save your money for Inception or The Adjustment Bureauif that's what you're looking for. But if you're looking for something mindless, something upbeat, something more summer-ish, Knight and Day will deliver on a platter to you 2 hours and 10 minutes of just plain fun. The only thing I could have done without is Cameron Diaz's stupid laugh, wrinkly face, and her oddly-shaped man torso. I don't like girls with that V angling down from their obliques like Cristiano Rinaldo. If I wanted my girl to look like a dude, I'd just date a dude, but I don't cause I'm not. Take for instance, Helen of Troy, you don't see dude abs. You just see an impeccably shaped specimen of sexuality and reproductive fitness. She's so sexy, I once knocked her up from another state. True Story.
Byron Christopher Jordan was apparently caught in the act Tuesday morning by the owner of the horses, who called Covington police. Jordan was charged with bestiality, a felony in Georgia, and with giving an officer a false name.
Lt. Wendell Wagstaff told the Covington News that Jordan was wearing only dirty pajama bottoms with the fly open. He also reportedly had a strong odor, according to the report.
There are so many things wrong with this story, I can hardly contain myself. First of all, the Atlanta Journal Constitution writes that he was arrested for bestiality, to which they feel the need to add, "A Felony in Georgia." Of course it's a felony. Sex with animals is very weird. I don't think a misdemeanor would really send the message. The best part though, is when the officer reports that the suspect was wearing only "dirty" pajama bottoms with the fly open and "had a strong odor."
Of course the odor is strong. It's a horse. It's a horse that's being raped by a dude wearing dirty pajamas. This is why the AJC can't sell newspapers. They should start selling this paper as comedy, not journalism.
Megan Fox couldn't sell kiddie porn to Michael Jackson. Everything she touches turns to FAIL. She's ignorant, arrogant, talentless, and ungrateful. I know you're probably growing tired of my rants about this chick, but I can't help myself. It's just that she's so easy to loathe. Jonah Hex finished the weekend in 8th place. 8TH. That's 8th behind, Toy Story 3, The Karate Kid, The A-Team, Get Him to the Greek, Shrek, Prince of Persia, and Killers. If you're Megan Fox and the movie you're supposed to carry finishes behind a movie starring an insufferable and unattractive Kathrine Heigl, and a dopey Ashton Kutcher that's been out for 3 weeks, you might wanna look to another career. Megan...stick to modeling. People, not me, but people, wanna see you...they just don't wanna see you act.
South Africa plays host to this year's World Cup. Aside from that though, South African men enjoy being rapist. In fact, a study by Interpol, the international police agency, has revealed that South Africa leads the world in rapes. A woman is raped in South Africa every 17 seconds. Sadly, this did not include the number of child rape victims, which is quote high. Tragically, so little is known about safe sex and HIV, that some believe raping a virgin will cure AIDS. It was estimated that one in every two women will be raped. Between 28 and 30 percent of adolescents reported that their first sexual encounter was forced. As one can see, guys in South Africa are pieces of shit. The only person lower on this earth than rapist are child molesters, but it's a close second. To punish these low-lifes, a South African woman, Sonnet Ehlers, after witnessing first hand the horrific aftermath of an sexual assault, developed the Rape Axe. Good for Sonnet. You put your banana in this torture tube and you'll think twice about forced sex again. It would hurt like the dickens.
Emo and goth kids are effing dumbasses. Look we know you're so hard. Ohhh....so scary with that chain attached to your wallet holding your library card or your comic book membership. If your parents paid any attention to you, we all wouldn't be punished with Hot Topic. This dumbass kid in this video cracks me up.
"We're not a gang at all. Like, gangs are posers. They just want attention. The pack, we're a family. We go to each other for our problems."
It's truly hard to believe that people can be this stupid. Gangs are posers? They want attention? I guess hanging a werewolf tails from your jeans is just being real. I swear, if I saw these kids with tails hanging off their jeans, I would light them on fire. I realize that might not be the most mature or rational retaliation, but as I see it, completely necessary to ensure gene pool cleansing.
