Don't let the smoove taste fool ya...

First we have Housewives of Atlanta, then this. Hopefully, oh goodness I hope, that this is an act of hyperbole. Sadly, I'm not so sure.

"So it sounds to me, like you can slide on my ice like an Escapade?"

What the hell is an escapade? I've heard of Escalades. I've also heard of Eskimos. Never heard Escapades...not since Janet Jackson's Rhythm Nation anyway. The fun really begins at the 3:00 mark.

"Ain't nobody marchin', ain't nobody walking, we done boycotted the school buses for a whole week, that's enough Rosa Parks. You can get back on the bus now and go to the school."

Either this chick is brilliant, or she's borderline retarded.