Police say 29-year-old Jessi Clark, pictured left, was in the passenger seat of a car when officers pulled it over Wednesday night.
According to police reports, Clark “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that contained three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets.
She then pointed her finger at the driver and said he told her to shove the drugs down there before police came. He responded by saying to the cops, he “has no idea what was down her pants.”
Clark is charged with two counts of felony drug possession.
Wow, a Florida girl is arrested for possession of narcotics? I, for one, know this girl is innocent. In fact, if I weren't reading this story with my own two eyes I wouldn't believe it. Now if instead of oxy and xanax the girl pulled out of her crotch, it was 26 penises, then this story about Florida would be a little more believable. Those damn cops are always out to ruin the reputation of good people.
The best band I've heard in a while. From Perth, but intergalactic. Yes, the vocals are like Beatles, the guitars are like Hendrix, but after that initial impression the songs are so good! I haven't listened to a single band nonstop for a week in over 10 years till now.
Last night Minka Kelly was walking the red carpet for something and looking ridiculously hot doing it. As she made her way down the red carpet, someone screamed her name. As she turned around, they were holding up a picture of me. This photo was taken at that precise moment. It's a curse to have such a savage and animalistic effect on women. There are times when I'm moisturizing and flexing in the mirror and I pray that my gift of love would be stripped by God. I'm so tired of supermodels, actresses and Minka Kelly. These thirsty gestures of sexual desire and sin have become my scarlett letter Aa and I'm exhausted.
The world of sports and porn have seen their share of awesome staches, but none can rival this gem. In fact, I'm pretty sure this is the best mustache ever groomed by man.
From ESPN: Meet Evan Fjeld, owner of the thickest mustache this side of Tom Selleck. The Dagger's Matt Norlander caught Fjeld's stache in Vermont's loss to UConn Wednesday night, and while Fjeld's 26 points may not have earned the Catamounts the upset, his mustache no doubt left a more lasting impact on everyone at the XL Center in Hartford, Conn. Couple it with Fjeld's hair style of choice -- an unkempt bowl-looking thing more suited to a 1970s music video -- and, well, you have to your cap. Evan Fjeld's got swag, kids. We are not worthy.
Fortunately enough, the mustache comes just in time for Movember, a month dedicated to the growth of facial hair to raise awareness for the No. 1 type of cancer afflicting men: prostate cancer. Just think: If we could all grow mustaches this thick, prostate cancer wouldn't stand a chance.
Huge Kudos to the Catamounts and their ridiculous mustache.
David Bowie (Will Ferrell) visits Bing Crosby (John C. Reilly) during the holidays to sing a duet of two Christmas classics, Peace on Earth & The Little Drummer Boy.
Today, reps of Ryan Reynolds and Scar-Jo annouced that the couple has been separated, living separately, and are divorcing.
“After long and careful consideration on both our parts, we’ve decided to end our marriage,” they say in a joint statement. “We entered our relationship with love and it’s with love and kindness we leave it. While privacy isn’t expected, it’s certainly appreciated.”
Scarlett Johansson rests atop the sexual desire hierarchy for many men around the world. I'm not sure why. She's like a blonde hobbit with huge cans. Sure, she looks phenom in a few pictures scattered about the internet, but with today's digital assistance, who can't be hot. They even make Madonna look alive. Ryan Reynolds was just voted People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive and Scarlett Johansson is a barrel chested granola with a terrible tattoo. I don't dislike her, in fact, she was terrific in Match Point, but Ryan Reynolds is playing The Green Lantern in the new Marvel Comics installment, is a Hollywood leading man, and if God hadn't already made it unfair enough, gave him 4% body fat. The reason The Green Lantern is relavent to the story is because Blake Lively is also playing the female lead in the movie. The picture below was taken at a press junket for the movie and unless you're blind, you can plainly see why Scarlett Johansson and Ryan Reynolds are getting divorced. I'd crawl through a drain pipe of broken glass and cyanide gas to sit next to this rocket for 2 and a half minutes. If you're still confused why Ryan Reynolds is ending his marriage, turn it to Glee because you're gay.
Yes, I know this video is like three years old, but of course, I have been thinking about how bad Hollywood sucks. The language is very NSWF. It's laced with the foul words only a first class asshole could use when someone ruins his wittle movie scene.
Christian Bale, aka Batman, has been earning a living as a Hollywood actor since his role in Empire of the Sun when he was 13 years old. So, since 1987 he's been living in a fantasy world of luxury for which most people would trade their left arm. It's amazing how someone can be so fortunate in life and yet be so incredibly insufferable and out-of-touch with reality. It's a shame really, to have all that money, to have the ability and means to make a difference in someone's life and all you can muster is angry, childish tirades. On the contrary, you never hear bad things about Johnny Depp. All you hear about him are stories of him leaving 5,000 dollar tips, showing up to a little girl's 3rd grade class dressed at captain Jack Sparrow to help her stage a mutiny against her teachers, and him visiting hospitals as Jack Sparrow to help make a sick kid's day magical. Depp does things like that while Bale acts like a 5 year old because someone making peanuts compared to him walked through his scene as he tried to do his job and fix the lighting. Today, I was listening to Howard Stern and he pointed out something very telling. Christian Bale is British. How much of a self absorbed arrogant asshole must you be that you're so "angry" at a grip on set, you can't break "character" to curse them out in your natural voice and accent. It wasn't even a good American accent. Can you fathom that kind of insanity? That would be like me playing a British character and getting so pissed that I don't bother breaking character and cursing them out with a stupid amateur British accent. God, what a douche in a half. Listen Bale, we know about Method acting, but buddy, you're no DeNiro, you're no Daniel Day Lewis, and you're certainly no Brando. They're the only three method actors that would get a pass, but they're legends and professionals and would never treat people like this asshole. I would love to fight this prick.
