Police say 29-year-old Jessi Clark, pictured left, was in the passenger seat of a car when officers pulled it over Wednesday night.
According to police reports, Clark “pulled out a piece of paper towel from her crotch” that contained three Oxycodone pills and three Xanax tablets.
She then pointed her finger at the driver and said he told her to shove the drugs down there before police came. He responded by saying to the cops, he “has no idea what was down her pants.”
Clark is charged with two counts of felony drug possession.
Wow, a Florida girl is arrested for possession of narcotics? I, for one, know this girl is innocent. In fact, if I weren't reading this story with my own two eyes I wouldn't believe it. Now if instead of oxy and xanax the girl pulled out of her crotch, it was 26 penises, then this story about Florida would be a little more believable. Those damn cops are always out to ruin the reputation of good people.
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