Saturday, June 5, 2010

Needing An Oil Change?


I feel sick watching the news. I have been a news junkie in times past but I can't stomach the images, and the rhetoric that have been the product of newscasts in recent months. The humorless irony of those who preach a political "federal hands off" perspective now, without batting an eye, up in arms because the feds aren't acting fast enough to jump in and clean up a corporate mess is enough to make me doubt there is anything at all real about the theory of common sense. There are drill baby drill folks out there that would have objected with all their hearts to the government regulating this industry and/or requiring the very same safeguards that would have prevented this disaster - now - turning on a dime, requesting to have their cake and eat it too, and blaming Barack Obama's administration for not "doing enough."

The contradiction is apparent, and even more apparent is the fact that this is a bigger disaster than anything any foreign terrorist has ever inflicted on the USA. Yet we will continue to lube, gas, and fuel up - because we have to. We are in the words of George W. Bush, "...addicted." No kidding. The gulf coasts of 4 + states, and the east coast of North America will soon be ruined and the raw spilled petroleum sludge will destroy life and lifestyle alike, and there's nothing we can do about it except continue to drill for more...

...because we have to, we need it, like a junkie in Trainspotting, looking past the dead baby on the floor and requsting another hit. Too dramatic? Not really.

Or do we NEED it? What will it take to make the earth's society look at itself and see we need to find something better than petroleum, the petro-dollar and drilling for more and more oil - when it comes to energy? There's such a lucrative machine so dug in, and deeply in place, that will not likely budge. We have gone to war over it, and now blood spills for oil again, as it is proving to be the real weapon of mass destruction. The highest price is not at the pump.

Si, Como No?

Photos from my recent trip to Flagler Beach - where I grew up.









Wednesday, June 2, 2010

Ken Griffey Jr Retires


Ken Griffey JR Tribute Welcome Back - The best video clips are right here

Ken Griffey Jr is without question, the most gifted baseball player I ever saw in person. His effortless swing coupled with his powerful athleticism made him one of the most feared hitters over the last 20 seasons. His defense was off the charts. He won a Golden Glove every year in the 1990's. He hit 630 homeruns in his career and was absolutely plagued by injury. I don't know, but based on his body then vs now, he's probably one of the few clean superstars throughout the steroid era which is also why he couldn't battle through injury like say, I don't know, maybe, Barry Bonds. Griffey will be in the Hall, but I will miss the hell out of seeing the sweetest swing in the history of the game.

Living Miami = Loco



Miami must be a really liberal place. Don't get me wrong, I love Miami. I've been to South Beach. I've been to the Delano. I've been to Mango's. Miami Living Magazine printed an ad for Establishedmen.com, whatever the hell that is, and boy did they "ERR" on the opposite side of subtle. Miami women seem to be missing out on monster ghost penises. I'm a rather accepting adult, but I'm pretty sure that my sweet little grandmother isn't the only one that could've done without this one. Oh, btw, thanks for the circling and arrow pointing because I would've been looking for that all night.

The irony of all ironies, Courtney Cox is on the cover.

It's also not nice to murder people...



Right now 11:05pm EST, this worthless piece of sh!t is running for his life somewhere in South America. The only way true justice could come to this murderer would be if he were caught after a few weeks of being terrified, alone, and broke, and the parents of the two innocent girls he murdered were allowed to use blowguns to shoot darts dipped in tetrodotoxin at his scrotum. I don't think there's a chance this spoiled little bitch will kill himself, unfortunately, but it sure will be nice to see Natalee's family get a little closure on this whole travesty.

Tuesday, June 1, 2010

Can't say I didn't tell you so...




Megan Fox was photographed over the weekend in Hawaii. Let's just say, I know now why she relies on photoshop. I'm not sayin' but I'm just sayin' that there's a good chance this is a 14 year old boy's body with a Megan Fox mask on. When you see this chick in GQ and such, sure she's sexy. But, not here. There's nothing sexy about these pictures. Nothing. These are so-called rare candids. It's no wonder this chick never leaves the house. Pale as a ghost and about as curvy as a ruler on Viagra. As if these photos didn't do enough to dispel the myth that she's the sexiest woman alive, Brian Austin Green was in most of the pictures I refused to post. The evolutionary reason behind men never marrying the girl that's easy to sleep with is because it's mother nature's way of telling them they can have better. Evolution's other, more obvious way of letting you know you can do better...her prior boyfriend was Brian Austin Green.

Happy Birthday, My Love...

"Within you I lose myself
Without you I find myself
Wanting to be lost again."

Heidi Klum turned 37 today and boy has it been difficult on us. We both appreciate the cards and the flowers. Despite the stressful day, we've spent most of this beautiful Tuesday, reconnecting (wink). I did make her aware of how superficial I am and how her aging will not be ignored by her superfluous bank account. Looks matter. What? She's getting a little flabby. She knows it. Anyway, I've got to run...Marissa is Skyping me.