Audrina Patridge is just one of the many chicks that defy the laws of celebrity. She has no talent, she basically has no job, and she is an epic butterface. Even though my friend Chris would characterize this as, "Smoke", I'm pretty sure this is why the term butter face was brought about. I guess her face isn't awful, it's just her body is sooo good, her face pales in comparison. She better enjoy it while it lasts because in two years, instead of getting paid for guest spots at Palms Hotel and Casino, she'll be forced to show her breasts for entrance into The Golden Nugget senior pool. I'm angry she's been famous this long. I see hotter girls three times a week, minimum.
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