Even after all these years...

This is unreputable evidence that Heidi Klum is in love with me the rocket of all rockets. She pops out kids during lunch breaks and goes back to being the dorkiest hot chick you've ever fallen for. It's been so intense for so long, between the two of us, I can't even recall where or when this love affair began. I'm pretty sure the south of France was invloved, but the details are fuzzy. Regardless, Germany seems like such a small country to produce such a flawless example of the human genome. I look at that huge country, Brazil, on the map and I get it. There's like 4 billion people there or something. It's no wonder they can produce models at such an alarming rate, but Germany? There are more people on the interstates of Atlanta everyday than the whole country of Germany, yet this is what they offer the world. Well, all I can say is God bless you Germany. Thank you. Thank you so much.

Atlanta Ranks Number One?

The normally clueless, out-of-touch with men's thoughts and desires, Maxim Magazine, released a list that breaks down the top 50 cities for men. Atlanta, GA was numero uno.

From Maxim.com:

That’s right: Atlanta is the ultimate man city. Why? Well, mostly because of their girls score, which was through the freakin’ roof. And there are good job prospects, fun night­- life and... Well, have a look to your left as we take a ride through the dark side of Atlanta with native rockers the Black Lips. It’s going to get weird!

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Well played Mr Stewart

The Daily Show
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I'll be the first to say I don't like Sarah Palin, nor do I think she's capable of being President. Although when you look at the competence of our last two, Big Bird from Sesame Street could prove to be a formidable candidate. Nonetheless, I gotta give it to Stewart here. He, albeit wildly liberal, will call a spade a spade when it comes to the insanity and furious contempt for Sarah Palin. The liberal media doesn't even know why they hate her, they just do. This video is funny because even a liberal can make a mockery of the biased media.

The First Step to Unconditional Equal Rights

On June 1st, 2011, gender common couples in Illinois obtained the legal right to enter into civil unions. As of today it seems that the numbers of civil union licences have far exceed the expected amount.

I wish each of these couples well.

I wish to focus my comments on the fact that civil unions are not equal to civil marriage and those gender common couples who sincerely wish to obtain the same, full and equal rights which comes with marriage cannot and must not settle for civil unions as "the best we can get."

It is my hope and prayer that unconditional civil rights are provided for all members of our local and national families.

Let this work continue.

Heliopolis

Heliopolis from Unearthed by Steve Kilbey. Empty Sunday morning curiosity cruise in a Gainesville (Fl) car garage. Gravity killing random ipod boom box bicycle speeding lip sync. Almost a week after and i find the vid on my phone. Jazzed it up with era appropriate effects and replaced the windy original with the actual SK track.

and I complain about traffic.

If this doesn't make you cry, you simply aren't capable of that emotion. This poor young man's life is so tragic, you couldn't make a movie out of this that would seem believable.


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