May 20th is Draw Muhammad day!!!

Don't draw Muhammad because some 20 something middle class middle eastern man will track you down and do his best to kill you...but don't profile. I'm 5'10 205 lbs of twisted steel with blonde hair and I'm quite sure people that put bombs in cars in Times Square, fly planes into buildings, and sneak bombs into their shoes don't look like me. In fact, they look a lot like this. Islam is about as peaceful as hungry genital crabs. The fact that our country apologizes for a religion that despises "Infidels" and everything else we stand for is disgraceful. On second thought, draw Muhammad...and make him eat pork.

14:57, 14:58, 14:59, DING!

Like I've been saying for at least a year, Megan Fox's insufferable behavior has finally been reigned in by someone. When I say reigned in, I mean fired and when I say someone, I mean the only man responsible for making her famous, Michael Bay. Megan Fox is attractive, but there's thousands of hotter girls in Hollywood willing to do ANYTHING for a chance at Michael Bay blockbusters...and by the way, they're undoubtedly infinitely more talented than this dumbass. She's horrible. Her career is O.V.A. Jennifer's Body, despite massive promo, was an absolute box office embarrassment. Yet instead of promoting her failing movie, Fox continued slamming Bay for his "Hitler-Like" directing style on the set of Transformers during her press junkets. Directors and studios really love that btw. When you're so self absorbed and clueless that you spend another studio's money to consistently talk about the movie you just wrapped and made like a gazillion dollars. I guess it doesn't matter. The point of this post was essentially for no other reason other than, "I told you so." Megan Fox sucks so bad she makes my eyes and ears bleed. I would rather join the Taliban insurgency than spend one day filming a movie with this bimbo. RIP Megan Fox.

Fast Forward 6 Months...who's career will be less significant? Megan Fox or Lindsay Lohan? Inquiring minds want to know.

Kelly Brook caught deciding whether my face is an adequate seat for her

I'm not sure what it is, but British women are so hot they'll make you sacrifice babies. I guess Elizabeth Hurley led the way in the 90's, but her hotness has been dwarfed by girls like Kate Beckinsale, Cheryl Cole, Gwyneth Paltrow, Madonna, Abigail Clancy, Keira Knightley, Billie Piper, Danielle Lloyd, Jennifer Ellison, Sienna Miller, Gemma Atkinson, and Keeley Hazell.

Anyway, here is Kelly Brook doing what she does best...punishing me by her insane hotness and natural ability to wear lingerie like no one else in the world.

You're hot...wait, who are you again?

Amanda Seyfried has been in big movies for a while now. I just realized like three weeks ago, she was in Mean Girls. I mean, that was made so long ago, Lindsay Lohan was famous. My point is this: who in the hell is Amanda Seyfried? I'm not sure who she is, but I'm quite sure why she's famous. You see, there's something very marketable about young, vivacious, blonde chicks that have no reservations about taking off their clothes "for the right role" or if it "develops the character". To further my point, two movies ago no one besides her mother even knew this chick's name. That all changed though in Jennifer's Body, where she created a stir by kissing Megan Fox. Then, Amanda threw caution to the wind and starred in Chloe, opposite Julianne Moore, with whom she had a myriad of steamy nudity-filled sex scene. It's not that she's all that hot. Sure, she's attractive, but what young twenty something in Hollywood isn't. She's barely above average if you really 1-10 her. The point is she took her clothes off and got famous. Really Famous. She's basically like the "IT" girl now. She's got scripts flying at her left and right. That's Hollywood for you. It's not that this is the first time nudity brought chicks to the promised land of the Silver Screen: Halle Berry in Monster's Ball, Gwyneth Paltrow in Shakespeare in Love, Kate Winslet in, well, every movie, but you get my point. Hollywood is very easy to figure out if you're a young attractive female. Get naked=Get Roles. Sexist...yes. Unfair...maybe. Being young and attractive and taking your clothes off is the male equivalent of playing the mentally challenged and earning critical acclaim: Tom Hanks=Forrest Gump, Sean Penn=I am Sam, Daniel Day Lewis=My Left Foot, Dustin Hoffman=Rain Man, Leo DiCaprio=Gilbert Grape, Russell Crowe=A Beautiful Mind. Call me insensitive or crazy, but you can't call me a liar. Ironically, a group of liberal elitists that pride themselves on social acceptance for all people are the single most exploitative group on the planet. If you're gonna charge me 12.00 per movie, you better at least give me something exciting. Hey, at least I'm honest about wanting to see girls take their clothes off.

The Hate Mongers Take Aim at Elena Kagan

Though I have been a student and teacher of American History for some years, I have to confess that I am not a political junkie. nor do I following the daily reports about the workings of our Supreme Court. Like all citizens, I am interested in those men and women who are nominated by the President to a lifetime position on the Court.

Prior to her nomination, I had no idea who Elena Kagan is or of her history of work within the academic field of law.

We all knew that the retirement of Justice Stevens would be taking place relatively soon. I believe that Justice Stevens has served the Court with honor and dignity. His retirement is well-earned and it has been my sincere hope that his seat would be filled by another honorable person.

When President Obama announced Dr. Kagan's nomination to the Court, I knew that the political pundits would start to their pro and con posturing regarding Dr. Kagan's qualification.

What has surprised me the most about the various responses about Dr. Kagan's nomination has been the campaign to label her as a lesbian. Some of our homophobic bloggers have incorporated in their own blogging rants, cartoons of Dr. Kagan with "lesbian overtones" as vile as how the Nazi's once did cartoons and drawings of the Jewish people.

These behaviors are simple examples of the ever growing social and moral illness that encourages hate and rage against someone when there is nothing of worth to critique and review.

I am interested in learning about Dr. Kagan's professional qualifications to serve on the United States Supreme Court.

Anything else is a waste of our collective time - no matter how many thousands of words are spewed with hate and ignorance.

Sincerely Yours,

+James Alan Wilkowski
Evangelical Catholic Bishop for the Diocese of the Northwest
Chicago, Illinois

http://www.evangelicalcatholicchurch.org/northwest.htm

My life is complete.

Starlight Entertainment has hit the home run of home runs by hiring this guy. I would bet three grand he's either from the Jersey Shore or Philadelphia. Then again, he could be the lead singer of the band from Old School and The Hangover. The acute transition from "The Conga Line," to "In the Air Tonight" is simply brilliant. If you don't watch this video at least 5 times, I hate you.

He's better than anyone on AI right now.

If this kid is even interested, he'll get more ass than a toilet seat.